Give the Recession the Finger!

An amazing six-session compact personal coaching programme that gets you back into business, fast!

Read this website if you lost loads of money because your bank, the stock market or your employer have f’ed up, if you have been laid off, or if you are suffering from the global recession in any other way. Read this especially if you are sick of the vicious circle of recessionist negative thinking and need to stand tall and get rolling again, fast!

Has the Recession already affected your Life?

For many people, the economic crisis and recession is already a sad truth. For others, it is looming on the horizon, always ready to enter their lives: Today, tomorrow, or next week. If you are sure that you will not be affected by the recession, you can safely stop reading now.

Are you already suffering from the financial crisis, been laid off or lost thousands or hundreds of thousands at the stock exchange? Has the recession already stepped into your life? Do I see you nodding? There’s no denying it: Many, if not most people in the world will be, at one time or another, affected by what seems to turn out the worst economic recession of recorded history. Facing this scenario, many people are faced with these two options:

Of course, option 2 is the best way to go. But if you’ve already been hit by the recession, you’re probably stressed, dejected, or even depressed. Maybe your sleep patterns have already changed, or you find it hard to focus, or feel other personal effects of your economic situation. It’s time to get back on your feet again!

These two Master Coaches will get you back into business at the speed of light

Both are renowned for their professional work ethics, their humor, deep insight, and fast results. Both have been teaching others to be the best coaches for many years. Both combine highly pragmatic and effective coaching methods with “German precision”. Both are available for new bookings starting January 1st, 2009. Both are here to support you get back into business, recoup lost money and help you turn the recession to your advantage!

Supported by master coaches Mathias Maul and Niels Koschoreck, you will be able to stand tall, face your business and personal life with more strength and energy, and make money faster than you can say “Yes!”

Experience the amazing (and aptly named) coaching programme Give the Recession the Finger! and get back into business fast

Experience this one-of-a-kind coaching programme with one of the master coaches. You will receive a series of six one-hour personal coaching sessions, either at of the coaches’ main office locations, by video conferencing, on the phone or at your office at (nearly) any location you choose. Here are the (at least) twelve ways in which you can benefit from the Give The Recession The Finger Coaching:

Flexible schedules fit your needs

We adjust the coaching schedule depending on your specific needs. The schedule preferred by most of our clients is 1M (2/2/2), i. e. three appointments with two hours each, during one month. Some possible schedules are:

Your coaches will also adapt to your time schedule. It is not uncommon for coaching sessions to take place late in the evening (9 pm or later), or even very early in the morning. Just tell us your preferences, and your coach will find the perfect schedule for you.

Guaranteed: Your Free Bonuses

If you book sessions with one of the master coaches, you receive three valuable bonuses. Even if you make use of your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee (see below) you can of course keep all those bonuses.

Oh, did we mention our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee?

We guarantee that if you are not completely thrilled with your coach after your first coaching session, we will refund your money 100%, no questions asked, no hard feelings.(*) You might have been ripped off by your employer, or your bank, or the stock market. You’re not going to make the same mistake twice. That’s good for you, because fair game is our second name.

(*) Please understand that we cannot refund travel expenses if the coaching takes place outside our main office locations.

Get Into the Queue Now

The queue times of Mathias and Niels are typically 20 to 30 days, so we advise you to make a booking request at your earliest convenience. To make a booking request (or ask any questions), simply send an e-mail to coach-me-now@GiveTheRecessionTheFinger.com to receive further information on the booking process and the coaching schedules. Better yet: Even if you choose to not book a session with one of the master coaches, for every request to the above e-mail address you will receive, by e-mail, a free copy of our upcoming e-book

This e-book is free for you to read and keep, whether you book coaching sessions with the Master Coaches or not. (All we ask you is to not pass it on to others, as the strategies outlined in this book are not for the faint of heart. Do, however, point your colleagues and friends to this website so they can decide for themselves if they want this book.)

We Are Here, No Matter Where You Are

Our main office locations are in The City of London, UK, and in Hamburg, Germany. Additionally, we offer appointments using video conferencing and the phone. If you prefer a meeting in your office at another location, contact us for travel arrangements. To discuss your questions prior to sending a booking request, contact your coach of choice at the e-mail addresses below or call him.

Save up to 25% with our special Six-Pack Pricing*

The regular price for a single, one-hour coaching session with one of the master coaches is £240 / €260 plus VAT. Our special Give the Recession the Finger Coaching Six Pack Price is only £1.080 / €1.150 plus VAT. If your chosen coach visits you outside one of our main office locations, travel expenses will be added.

(*) As compared to the sum of fees for six single sessions at the regular price of £240 / €260 plus VAT.

E-Mail us at coach-me-now@GiveTheRecessionTheFinger.com
to secure your position in the queue.